In the early morning hours, heard these words from him:
"GIVE ME THAT CANDY, MOMMY!"
He was totally asleep.
That one kills me.
Overheard this week
I wake with a start. There is a small child in my bed. I believe he has just kicked me in the face.
I hear: "I want to have that ice cream."
I look closely at the child, who spoke as if we were at the dining room table eating dessert. He is passed out, so asleep.
Max.
In other news:
Mommy (while talking to Daddy and having Harry scream at me): "Harry, you are interrupting me."
Max: "NO, HE'S NOT! ERUPTING IS FOR A VOLCANO!"
Max: "I'm going to get bigger and bigger and bigger and I will be bigger than Harry. Harry will be smaller."
Mommy: "What will you do when you are bigger?"
Max: "Reach all the snacks."
Harry: "I'm going to play wii fit whenever I want."
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